Hegemony Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry: A Memoir


Tragedy

0. Oedipus, Eat Daddy's Heart Out--Wait! I Didn't Mean Me (Did I?)

Farce

12. Okay, Have You Heard This One? Jack And A Jew Walk Into A Bar (Look If You Care So Much About Grammar,,, Edit It You're Fucking Self, I'm Busy)

11. I Once Literally Described Myself As A Warrior-Poet And I Don't Think I Will Ever Forgive Myself But My Aunt Actually Was And She Is Dead Either Way So Fuck Me And Fuck You And Fuck Her For Leaving Us (I Miss You So Much)

10. Do Your Treasures Bring You Obsolescence? On Being Forced To Plant A Garden Of Bread, Rainbows, Smiles, And Roses And Liking The View

9. Anglican, Mate: We Count Them a.k.a. When Eliot Met Pullman Met Debs a.k.a. I Guess We're Fighting For a Republic In Hell, Too

8. The Catholics Think They're The Only Ones Stuck In Here With Me: How To Ruin A Lovely Sunset On His Majesty's Beach

7. Destroying The Ship While Sailing It: A Technical Manual For Cultivating Love Of The Ocean

6. Monetary Narcissism And The Banality Of e-Pragmatism, Redux: Once More, With Feeling (Rich)

5. I Finally Bought A Microsoft Computer And All I Got Was This Stupid Window Into My Very Soul

4. "I Want To Build, Hari" And Other Things Gwendolyn Brooks Said Better Than Joseph Schumpeter (Exec. Producer: Dracula)

3. Rest, Sweet Mariner; I'll Take The Little Birdie To The Fjord For You When He Wakes Up

2. More Cowbell, More Missions, And Twenty Years Of Boring Rock'n'Roll: My Dewey Cox Story

1. From God's Lips To The Ears Of Babes (Hush Little Darlin', Daddy's Going To Get You A Trillion Dollar Coin)

0. Welp (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Stick It To Borges, With My Sincerest Apologies)

Genesis

9. Gebrauchstheorie (When They Go High, We Go Wherever Those In Charge Of That Decision Tell Us To)

8. Grades Are the Intellectual Price We Pay For Civilization (And The Rent Is Too Damn High)

7. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Uncreative: An Open Letter Of Resignation On Behalf Of All Unemployed Artists On Permanent Strike

6. The Avatar Cycle: Awful Moments, Lovely Quarters Of An Hour, But You Know, That's Just Like, Uh, My Opinion, Man

5. Matilda's Got The Whole World's Library In Her Pocket (Sister, Can You Spare An Apple Charger?)

4. 40 Gigabytes And OpenMuleAI: A Change Is Gonna Come, Good And Hard, Whether We Want It Or Not

3. Hi, My Dragon Name Is (What?), My Name Is (Who?), My Name Is (None of Your Damn Business, And I'll Thank You To Stay Out Of My Personal Affairs)

2. Liberation Scholarleology: Toward A Higher Universal Law, Review (Draft - PLEASE CIRCULATE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)

1. One Giant Leap For Me, One Small Step For Me, You, Mankind; Be Kind, Rewind

0. Welcome! To the Brothers Of Mercy Whorehouse (Don't Worry, Entry Is Free, And Besides It Would Still Be Alright)